Hey everyone, it's been close to 10 years since my family had a family vacation with everyone. Sure, there would be trips without my mom or my dad but everyone else, but it's been forever since everyone was together. We realized we never went to Michigan Adventures (a Cedar Fair park, and we really enjoy Cedar Fair parks like Cedar Point, Carowins, and Kings Island), and there happened to be a coast guard fair in on of the close by cities (Grand Haven) that mskate had fond memories of, so we decided that this would be a good trip for us.
The trip started on Thursday. Mskate and I packed up our stuff and headed out. We brought some s'mores ingreedients and supplies since there was going to be a fire pit, but more on that later. We drove for hours and planned to meet my parents at this restaurant that is allergy friendly since mskate has a lot of allergies. We had some trouble finding parking because of the festival, but we found some parking on a side street. It's primarily a breakfast place, so I had eggs and hashbrowns. Mskate had vegan and gluten free French toast, and I don't remember what everyone else had, but they enjoyed it. The restaurant has a retro style, and there was an old TV I had to get a picture with.
I'm kind of a fan of analog TV, and in 2021 when there were still low powered analog stations on the air we took a TV around trying to find them (but no luck). After lunch we walked down main street to all the shops. The first store we went to was a candy and liquor store (strange combination, I know), and one of the things they had was large pickles. I love me my pickles, so I got one. After that we went to another candy story, were we got some discount candy and these whistlers hard candy.
After the candy stores the next stop was the historical museum. This place was really cool. It covered the history of Grand Haven from the 1600s to the 1950s. We saw Native American settlements, pioneer houses, an old time house, a soda shop, fashion through the ages, and a coast guard display. The house was really cool, especially for my mom since my great grandparents had some of the same furniture that was on display. That was cool. Then in the fashion section we saw all these dresses from Victorian to the 80s, and my mom had me take a picture to send to her best friend that does all her shopping and say "look, we found the dress for the wedding." The coast guard thing was cool because it had a flag signal decoder wheel. I thought that was really cool because I remember boys who did the signaling historical merit badge in boy scouts saying the hardest part was memorizing the different signal alphabets. The last big part of the museum was the contest for a give away. It was "what does USCG stand for" and my mom knew the answer. She won a prize of a flower thing, and mom got one that her best friend and shopper would like.
After the historical museum we found a pawn shop. There wasn't anything particularly interesting about it (though they had a decent selection of videogames, but none I needed), but it was cool. The best thing was they had this sign outside.
The pawn shop was at the end of the street, so we walked back on the other side of the street. There was this news stand that was kind of cool, but the main thing was Marushka/Michigan Rag. It's this clothing brand that mskate's grandma and aunt were really into, so mskate got a shirt from them as a memory for her grandma and aunt. There was another candy store we went into, but I don't remember anything really of note from that one (just that we went in). That was pretty much all our shopping, so now it was time to go to the AirBnB.
It's been so long since I've done one of these and neglected to take a bunch of pictures, but lucky for me it's an AirBnB and information is available online. It was really quite nice. There was a good entertaining living room (TV and sectional sofa), 1st floor bedroom with a TV, 2 2nd story story bedrooms with a TV in each, and a basement with an air hockey table, skee-ball table, shuffleboard table, foosball table, darts, and of course, a TV. All the TVs were either smart or had roku's. After unpacking I decided to explore the TVs and see if there were any services that were logged in that we could find a movie to watch, but the only ones we could get to were the free apps (Tubi, Roku Channel, Freevee, and RedBox). I knew some of the apps and found some that could work, but we decided to just play corn hole (because that was something that was included with the AirBnB). That was fun. After corn hole we all just kind of did our own thing. I practiced on skee-ball and found how easy it is to sink the 50 point hole.
OK, now it's Friday, the day we go to Michigan Adventures. Since they open at 11AM we we able to enjoy the morning. We made breakfast and it was good. I made some toast and had bacon. Everyone else made eggs, but I decided I didn't want any. We packed up some snacks and diabetes stuff for mskate. After packing up we got in the car and drove to Michigan Adventures. Well, we started that but then we realized we left the pool bag at the house so we had to turn back and get it. After we got it then we really went to Michigan Adventures.
We got there rather quickly, and were a little interested in the fact that it was basically in the middle of nowhere. When you think about it that does make sense; amusement parks require a lot of land up front, and all the theme parks are kind of "enclosed communities" (they have restaurants, they have bathrooms, they have basic medical care), and places like Orlando were just swampland before Disney started Disney World, and being a smaller park it doesn't draw development so it's going to be still "out in the woods." We got there at opening and it was pretty neat; there was a local marching band playing. After we got in my mom, mskate, and vikingpolak got their meal wrist bands (because my parents got 3 even though mskate and I knew we would only need 2), and after that we got our picture taken for the souvenir picture. We first went to Coasters (the air conditioned restaurant, with a 50s theme that sells chicken tenders, salads, and cheeseburgers. Mskate having to eat gluten, dairy, and egg free due to allergies wanted to get a salad without cheese, but unfortunately they were all premade and we weren't able to pick off the cheese. I got a cheese burger and fries, dad and VP got chicken tenders and fries, and my mom got the salad. I loaded my burger up with pickles and lettuce, because fixings were free. Mskate ate a lot of everyone's fries, but that's OK because she was going to get her main meal at the next place in an hour and a half (because that's how the meal tickets work, eat every 90 minutes).
The first ride we rode was the Corkscrew, a rollercoaster that had 2 corkscrew loops that happened to be right by Coasters. Dad decided he didn't want to sit it out, so he waited at the outside seating while mom, mskate, VP, and I went on it. While we were in line we waved to him twice, and he was able to see us. It was fun, I loke roller coasters as does the others, and it was smoother than the one at Cedar Point (that one really bangs your head around). After the Corkscrew we went on Lakeside Gliders, a ride that swings you around and you have control over a wing that adjusts your trajectory. All 5 of us decided to do this one. Holiday World, an Indiana amusement park we went to all the time when we visited my cousins, also has one of these rides, but the ride carts are bigger and can fit 2 adults, and we assumed these would be the same. We split up according to size; mskate would ride with my dad, I would ride with my mom, and vikingpolak would ride by himself. It turns out they were much smaller than the ones at Holiday World. Mskate being small was able to fit in a cart with dad, but mom and I weren't able to fit in the same cart. At this time I ran to where VP was and tried to climb in with him, but that didn't work either. Since there were no open carts left, he just sat that one out and I rode by myself. I swung it REALLY hard, maximizing the wave I was making. Afterwards I was kind of nauseous because I went so hard. I had to help my mom out and then help my dad out. but it was a really fun ride.
After the Lakeside Gliders we decided with it getting to the heat of the day we should go to the water park. As we went to the water park we walked through Camp Snoopy just for fun (dad really likes Peanuts, and as a Cedar Fair park they have the Peanuts license, so they have Camp Snoopy for the kid's park). VP and I got pictures at the Beagle Scout campfire sitting with the Woodstock bird campers while Snoopy gave a presentation. After we got our picture Dad got his picture with Snoopy doing the same pose. Camp Snoopy has a lot of great kiddie rides, and we were going to ride the Flying Bus ride at the end of the day if time permitted. We found our way to the water park, and passed by an arcade which was cool to see. If there was DDR or pinball I might have had to get a game card and play some games, but unfortunately they didn't have any of that so it was just a shaded passthrough.
Now for some fun with the water park. Since it was food time again we went to the next food place, Beach Bites. I had to use the bathroom so I broke from the group and was going to meet back up with them. Beach Bites wasn't well directed, so I walked around a bit aimlessly looking for it. I eventually asked an employee and he misheard me initially. I asked "where's Beach Bites" and he thought I was saying "Beach Bikes," and said "I don't know if we have those this year, you'll have to ask customer service." When I told him it was a restaurant he pointed me in the general direction but didn't know exactly where it was since he was new. I found everyone eventually, and it was time to eat again. We originally chose this place because of food variety (multiple things mskate could eat), but this is where things went south. We first tried to order a salad and asked if we could get it without cheese, and the cashier said "I would look into that, but we're out of salad." That was a set-back, but still OK because vikingpolak was going to get the turkey and provolone sandwich, but they were out of that too. Turns out the only thing they had was chicken fingers. Because of that we got 2 orders of chicken fingers and fries, and mskate used her premium band to get rainbow dippin dots (because those are dairy free) at the stand not to far away. This was a bit of a mistake since everyone was still pretty full from Coasters, but we ate 1 of the meals and about half of the other. Mskate also got us a powerade to split with her premium food band, which was good with the heat. For fun I decided to choke down a chicken tender (and I say "choke down" because I don't like chicken). It wasn't all that bad because there was a lot of breading and I was able to dip in barbecue sauce. My brother didn't bring a swim suit so he just camped out at the beer garden and watched our stuff.
OK, first we did the lazy river. Nothing super interesting to talk about, it was a lazy river. There were some events of trying to get my parents laying in their tubes, but that was it. That is until we passed by the slide outlet into the lazy river. I've seen this maybe one other time, and it was cool. We knew we would have to do that. We went around again to get to the entrance/exit that would get us to the slide. Mom, mskate, and I decided to go, Dad just went around and waited for us to get out. We took our tubes up the stairs to the only slide in the area, and hoped it would go to the lazy river. The stairs went to multiple slides, and no one had tubes like ours (the park color codes the tubes for what slide they go to). We waited in line like everyone else, but since we were the only ones that were doing this slide when we got close to the top people just let us through right to the slide (no line). The slide was fun, but the exit to the lazy river was the big thing, and it was fun. I waited at the bottom to catch mom and mskate, and we rode together to get to the exit for the next attraction.
That next attraction was the wave pool. Again, nothing super special, it was a wave pool. There was a guy measuring kids to make sure they were tall enough, and since I was after a group of kids I jokingly asked if I was tall enough (I'm taller than the measuring pole). He leaned down and jokingly checked my height and said "yeah I think you're good." But then something interesting happened. You know the life guards, the people that surround the pool in case someone starts drowning but most of the time they don't do much but watch people? Well we saw them save someone, three times. It was pretty crazy. It almost happened 4 times but the kids were able to get to a safer level. I also had some struggles after the waves ended. These were like 3 foot waves, and I was out rather far, and when the waves stopped I couldn't touch and was somewhat tired. Still really fun.
After the wave pool Dad decided to join vikinpolak at the beer garden while Mom, mskate, and I rode a big slide. This slide had the big rubber rafts that could hold probably 6 people but can only safely hold 3 people. These are normally sent up by a conveyor lift but they instead needed the riders to carry them up the stairs. It took all 3 of us to carry it, and we were impressed by the dads that were carrying them by themselves because their kids couldn't help. It was a really fun slide, and the only way it could be improved is if they put in a lift for the rafts. After the slide we got dippin dots to share and it was good, but that along with the fries were too much, and I got nauseas. Mskate kept asking me what's wrong for the rest of the day but just didn't accept "I overate, and now I feel sick."
This was also the end of our water park time, so we got dressed and went back into the ride park. Since thunderhawk was close to the waterpark entrance, we went on it afterwards. Dad and I sat it out though, so I don't know what it was like, but it sure looked like a fun rollercoaster. This was also around where the swan paddle boats were and mskate wanted to do those as well (a fun romantic ride with her husband), but with me overstuffed and her feeling tired it wouldn't have been as romantic as intended, so we skipped it. After the thunderhawk we walked to the midway area with a bunch of carnival like rides (not knocking it, that's just the best way to describe it). There was a petting zoo along the walk and I would have enjoyed it (I love petting zoos, even as a grown adult), but unfortunately it was closed. We were also going to ride the big swings, but that was closed for the season. Oh well.
When we got there the first ride we rode was the trabant, a spinning ride that then lifts you up at an angle, a mix of a centripetal force ride that seems to defy gravity and the scrambler ride that spins the riders into each other, and I barely managed to ride it with my nausea. I had to sit down after that. After this ride we rode the Matterhorn ride (or as they call it Thunderbolt). I liked it but mskate didn't. It was really fun. After the Matterhorn vikingpolak rode Shivering Timbers (a wooden rollercoaster) by himself and everyone else rode the scrambler, while I sat it out. I just needed a break. After that and everyone met back up, mskate, Mom, and I rode the tilt a whirl. I would have gotten sick but I managed to not get sick by just closing my eyes. It was still very fun. Since this was a small park late in the season and everyone was probably still in the water park, there were practically no lines. Yay.
After all the midway fun we went to the Ferris Wheel. The ride was big enough to hold all 5 of us, so that was cool. Mskate and I were sitting next to each other so when we got close to the top we kissed. After we kissed we got my parents to kiss. Since they were sitting on opposite sides to balance out the ride it was a little more difficult, but they managed. After the Ferris Wheel we went to the Viking ship ride. This was quite a risky ride for me. I was still pretty unwell and this rocks you back and forth and causes nausea. Mskate and I rode in the middle since it would be the gentlest, and the rest of the family rode as far back as they could. The fun thing is we sat in front of a family that was easing their kid into bigger rides, so the comments of "it's going to be OK, nothing to worry about" were fun to listen to. Then this also happened. There was a hornet that landed on the plastic part of the ride in front of us and just sat there the entire ride. As a bee-phobe I was rather scared, but she just sat there in one spot the entire ride. Then when it was done, flew away. I think the wasp just wanted to go for a ride.
It's getting close to the end of the day, so time for 1 more meal. We went back to coasters because it was air conditioned and mskate could get a burger without a bun and cheese. Mom and vikingpolak went to a place to get pizza to take home and eat when we got back. It was just half a pizza (2 slices per meal, 4 slices total, plus bosco sticks), but they put it in a pizza box and we carried it out of the park. We got some fun comments from that. Around this time mskate went to the gift shop to get a Michigan Adventure Snoopy. It was a good relaxing time. By the time everyone was ready to leave it was time again to get a snack, and we got a bag of cotton candy. Overall we saved like $120 in food with the all day food passes, but could have saved more if we only got 2 and ate more often. Oh well, there's always next time and we're probably going to go there again (it was a great place and there is still a lot we didn't do, both at Michigan Adventure and in Grand Haven).
After we got home we had a nice relaxing day. I ate the pizza later into the evening as did vikingpolak, and everyone ate other things. Now for the fun thing in the evening. Originally I wanted to watch a movie, but then a new episode of Generation Gap was available on hulu. I knew my family would enjoy this because it's a game show about grandparents and grandkids testing their knowledge of each other's generation for money, normally with hilarious results. I hooked up my laptop to the main TV with my 15 foot HDMI cable (because I carry that in my laptop bag for such an occasion), and we watched an hour of TV together. Everyone really enjoyed it, and it was a nice way to end the day.
OK now it's Saturday, the day for Grand Haven. We woke up and had our breakfast, and generally woke up. Before we went out to the city we went to a candy store that our friend used to go to all the time when she was growing up there. It's called McDonald's Candy, and first we went to the wrong location but then we went to the right location. Mom got this seafoam candy for our friend since that was her favorite growing up, and I got some raspberry cream chocolates and jaw breakers. We also met the owner and name dropped our friend, and she remembered her. really cool. After that we went back to the house to pick up everyone for the day.
Since it was an event we were able to park at a church and get picked up by a shuttle. When we got to the lot there was 1 parking spot left, and the shuttle was getting ready to go. We made a plan, I would jump out and flag the shuttle to hold them for us to pick up while everyone quickly grabbed the stuff. I was able to hold the shuttle and everyone was able to make it. Once we got to the destination the driver said to make sure you have everything. I patted my pockets and noticed my phone was missing. I went back to the shuttle but it wasn't there either, and so I left it in the car. This would probably be the time I would have take a bunch of pictures, but unfortunately no phone means no picture
The first thing we did was scope out a spot to watch the parade. Since this is a big deal for the community a lot of the good spots were already taken, but we did find a good spot at the credit union drive thru (it was covered and therefore shaded). This happened to be close to the art fair, and we wanted to shop that. We managed to find a vender that made unofficial American Girl Doll accessories. We found Dippin Dots and got them for mskate's dolls. One day it will be part of a cool display. We walked around some more but didn't find anything else. The art fair was also where the food trucks were, and I got chili cheese fries with bacon bits for lunch. About this time we went back to the bank to watch the parade. It was OK, but very long and very spread out. Mskate went to get candy that was being tossed out. She also got a bag, hat, fan, and mini-American flag. We didn't watch the entire parade because it was kind of poorly planned (lots of gaps). One of the fun things we saw was a bagpipe troop. We took a picture and sent it to my uncle who also plays the bagpipes and used to march in parades as well. We also saw a marching band, and I felt bad for the kids. It was hot, and there were parents running around between kids giving them water and spraying them. One of the quad drummers looked like she was about to pass out.
After we were done with the parade we went back to the shopping area. We went to this café and cooled down there while dad ate lunch. While everyone was hanging out there mskate and I went back to Marushka/Michigan Rag and got her aunt a sweat shirt. She likes dogs so we got her a shirt that had 11 dogs on it. After we got the shirt we started our walk to the coast guard ships. Along the way we found a penny press and got one for the coast guard festival. We also walked along the river where they shoot off the fireworks and saw everyone had their blankets out to stake their claim, like 8 hours before the show. I wish I had my phone because I would have taken a picture of this.
The coast guard ships were cool. Before we get on the ship though we had to go through security, and I realized I had my pocket knife on me (because when I'm not at work I pretty much always have my pocket knife on me). I was worried I wouldn't be able to go but they just kept it with the other knives and pepper spray people had and held it until we were done. Now I enjoy touring military ships since they're all self contained mini-cities on top of the necessities for military and sailing. When I was in scouts I had the opportunity to sleep on some decommissioned world war 2 ships and subs, and while there were many similarities between this ship and the old ships I went on in my youth (mostly exposed gauges and pipes, lots of plain metal, and "military look"), the cool thing were all the modern amenities like drinking fountains with filters and coolers, and the officer's quarters with a smart TV. We went to the control deck and it was cool seeing it. I got to sit in the captain's chair, and my mom did as well. It was pretty fun. Then there were a bunch of steep stairs to get to the different levels, and when people were struggling going down I remembered something from when I slept on the submarine in cubscouts; go down the stairs backwards like you would a ladder. I was climbing down the stairs and the sailors looked at me like I kind of knew what I was doing (because I did kind of know what I was doing). One of the other tourists asked me what I was doing and I explained it, and then they started going down stairs backwards. After the tour I picked up my knife without problem.
We were all pretty done with the adventure and ready to go home, so we headed back to the shuttle pickup. This is when mskate and I split from the family. We were going to get a corn dog from the stand that mskate's cousin loves, but that was further away from the river and my family wanted to stay cool with the river temperature. Once we got to the stand though we decided against it; the line was very long. On our way back to the pickup we went past some more food trucks. I wanted nachos, and I found a place that sold them. Mskate also got a lemonade from them. One of the employees was doing a Micky Mouse voice, and mskate told me to do my Goofy voice. The Micky employee and I started having some fun back and forth. I wonder how many times Micky meets one of his friends. Good times. We got to the pickup place before the rest of the family somehow, so we just sat in some shade and waited. After everyone got there it was time for pickup, and when we got back to the car I confirmed that my phone was in the car.
Once we got back it was time to start our fun dinner and fire. I got the fire started with my year long bucket of prescription labels. After the fire was started I wrapped up the potatoes and put them in the fire pit. Vikingpolak got the grill going and started making the brats. Things were going fine, but as it went on there was a grease fire and he didn't trust whatever was burning and insisted we get new brats. We went back to the grocery store and got new brats (there were 2 other times we went there for supplies we forgot). This time they just cooked the brats in the oven, and by the time the brats were done the potatoes have been in the fire for probably 40 minutes. The fire must have not been very hot though, because even after all this time the potatoes weren't done. We then finished the potatoes in the oven. We also brought a bell pepper and bought an onion from one of our other trips to the grocery store, so we had onions and peppers for the brats. We ate outside at the outside table and it was good. Then when the potatoes were done we had those as well. After dinner we all sat around the fire and I made smores with the stale marshmallows and garham crackers I take camping for s'mores. Only mskate and I partook in the roasted marshmallows on a stick, but mom tried making a s'more thing in tin foil. It apparently was pretty good. After we were done with the fire mskate went to our room to talk with one of her friends while the rest of the family went down to the basement to play the games. The main game we played was skee-ball, with people getting the hang of how to score 50 points the score everyone got was 290 (5 in the 50, 4 in the 10). After the skee-ball we played some foosball, but because VP was in a fraternity in college and they apparently played a lot of foosball his team beat my team pretty quickly. We would have played the bar shuffleboard game, but there wasn't any rossin on the table to make the pucks slide. We also would have played the air hockey but it unfortunately didn't work. Oh well. That was it for Saturday.
Sunday was a pack up day. We gathered up all our stuff, made sure the house was clean, took the bedding off the beds, said our goodbyes, and left. Mskate and I went to mass at one of the local churches, and it was good. The drive back was alright, nothing super special. We each drove about half the distance, and I played Animal Crossing when I wasn't driving. Once we got home I had to empty the car out because I had to turn in my lease the next day. I pulled all the emergency supplies I keep in it out (jumper cables, bungie cables, non-parishable foods, blankets, cotton rope, battery lanterns, etc.), and some other things I just collected over the while and moved it to the vestibule. I cleaned all the garbage out and threw it away. Then with the car mostly empty I took it to the car wash with the free vacuums and floor matt washes. For turn-in I didn't need to get it washed, but the interior had to be clean and there was a lot of sand and twigs and leaves and other crap, so it was worth it to get the $7 car wash to get the free vacuum because I probably would have spent $7 alone on vacuuming and that's not including the matt wash. The matt wash was good, but not good enough for the caked on salt that was on the edge (I have aftermarket rubber matts for the driver and passenger, but they missed the edges), so I just cleaned them at home in my industrial mop bucket. This was my fun weekend. I look forward to the next time we are able to do something like this. This has been Pokematic, signing off, and bu-bye.
