Pokematic's 2026 Easter Holiday

Hey everyone, Jesus is risen and it's time for all the fun things I've done. First, I'll talk about my Lent. For Lent I gave up white bread and opted for wheat bread or no bread, and this was quite the sacrifice for me since I REALLY like white and have it basically every day for lunch (peanut butter sandwich) and pretty regularly with dinner (hot dog or hamburger bun), and don't like wheat bread. Then with church we as a parish gave up donuts for our after mass fellowship, having just coffee and juice. We also for the past year have been collecting little prizes for the Easter egg hunt that we put on (lots of stuff from Chuck E Cheese). There's also "the April Fools prank" that happened with my utility bill. I check my balance on April 1st and expected my normal range of $100-200 normally around $125-150, but instead it was $1600. I call my utility company and they say "we noticed the implausible bill, we're looking into it, just pay what you normally do and the remainder will be sorted out next month." I'll also throw in Holy Thursday here, basically my boss let us leave a little early and we went to mass.

Good Friday was a rather low key day. We packed up the car with everything and dropped off at my in-laws for the weekend. Mskate and I joined my parents at their church for mass where we heard the passion according to John. After mass we went to my parents to do our Easter celebrations and making. Like every year, we we dyed eggs and made pretzels. I brought the vinegar and egg dying stuff, and this year was the first year where we had done enough egg dying and saving of materials where every egg dying set had it's own wire egg grabber, and I still had the specialty egg dying cups from previous year kits. We made some very nice deep color eggs. While making the eggs we rolled and twisted homemade pretzels. We used the normal premade bread dough like we do every year, and then we used this specialty pretzel dough that my parents got on a trip, in addition to a gluten free recipe that mom wanted to try. The gluten free didn't work out well (it would be better if we used a dough hook mixer instead of hand egg beaters), but the other pretzels worked out great. For dinner we had French toast and some Easter candy. We also got the Easter baskets my parents put together for us. Mine was mostly peeps and resee's, but there was also a lottery ticket and some other small things. Mskate got peeps and jelly beans. The rest of the night was pretty calm, just watching some TV and such.

Holy Saturday was eventful. I had to get my allergy shot, so I did that pretty early in the morning, and then went to Wendy's for breakfast since I couldn't have a white bread bagel at my in-laws like I normally do when I see them. I had a breakfast burrito. After eating breakfast I decided I was going to do some stuff on my laptop, and I didn't have enough room at the table because grandma-in-law's crystal cake tray was in the way. I picked it up from the top to move it, and that was a big mistake, because that caused it to break and slice my left ring ringer REALLY bad. I won't go into the details, but I'm bleeding bad and we wrap it up really good with like 6 bandaids. I said "I need to go to urgent care, because this hurts like a ***********" (which is not really in character for me, I don't swear much in my productions just because I want to keep it safe for work, I just don't swear much, so that just says how bad it was). I drive myself to the urgent care, check in, and am seething in pain. When I get into the room the doctor asks how I am and I said "I could be better, I sliced my finger really bad on a glass tray." She asks me if I probably need stitches or if she needs to investigate, and I say "I need stitches." She starts to take my bandages off and it hurts because she's pressing in the wrong way, so now I have to take it off. One of the bandaids is stuck to itself and doesn't want to come off, so I pull out the scissors on my pocket knife to cut it in such a way to make it weak, and the doctor said "oh please don't hurt yourself any more;" I didn't though, I'm an eagle scout and am very skilled in how to use a pocket knife. Once I got the bandaids off it starts bleeding and hurting really bad. She gives me gauze to put on it and apply pressure until the doctor that does the sutures could come in. I'm kind of making a lot of noise pains and one of the nurses comes in and asks if I'm OK. I say I'm in a lot of pain and he offers me a pain shot in the butt. I got it and it started not hurting as bad after a couple minutes. The suture doctor comes in and kind of struggled to get it to stop bleeding enough to make a decision on how to fix it. There was a lot of cauterization and special clotting gauze, and at one point she had me hold my hand above my head for as long as I could for 10 minutes (a thing I remember from my time in the scouts with first aid), and I held it for the whole 10 minutes which she found impressive. Eventually I had 3 stitches, and a tetanus booster. What was really rough was the nerve block the doctor had to do when fixing me up, that was some super pain, probably scaring people. All the while mskate keeps trying to call me to see where I am, and didn't want to hear "I'm still at the doctor, I'll call you later." She kept asking me why I thought it would be a good idea to hold the tray like that and didn't want to accept "I've never had to move one of these before, I didn't know it was weak like that," and kept trying to lecture me about how I made a bad mistake and I'm like "woman I know that, 2 hours of agonizing pain has taught me quite a lesson and was more than enough punishment for breaking grandma's favorite cake tray." I get home and then just rest for a while.

After about an hour IRA and I went to the Super Mario Galaxy Movie. We were going to go to the 11 AM show, but then my finger had other ideas, so instead we went to the 2:30 PM movie. Mskate ordered us online tickets because it was approaching a sold out show. When we got there we were going to maybe get snacks, but the concessions line was full, the snaking line went all the way to the entrance of the queue. IRA and I both said "I don't need snacks that bad." Our show was in theater 7, and we went to theater 7, or at least we thought so. We're sitting there watching the previews and then the studio logo came up, Amazon studios and MGM. "Wait, that doesn't make sense, this is Illumination and Universal," and then the opening shot of Project Hail Marry started playing (which I had seen earlier in the week). I look over to IRA and say "I think we're in the wrong theater," and instead of being at screen 7 we were at screen 1, which because they do fancy numbering the 1 looked like a 7. Thankfully we didn't miss anything, just some more previews. It was a pretty funny movie, full of references and simple "good vs evil." However, it doesn't leave much for non-fans, which is why the critics don't like it.

In the evening it was time for the big egg fundraiser. But first, there was a tornado warning. Everyone's phones got an emergency notification, and then the sirens went off, so all of us had to go to the basement. IRA has a little TV corner with some chairs for the summer when it's hot, and we all found chairs. I pulled up a local news station and we just waited it out. This was an hour before we were going to start hiding the eggs. Come the time for the eggs was fun. There were 3 groups with 6-7 houses each. I reached out to my old boy scout troop to see if they would be interested in service hours (because this was all for charity) and we got some takers. I told them to come get their assignment at 7 but mskate wanted us to start hiding at 8, so we just had some conversations about scouting for an hour, which was pretty cool because we'd mention the names of some of the boys that were new when I was aging out, and they were the older boys to one of the boys when he was new who was now and older boy himself. There were 2 takers, a 15 year old who is approaching eagle and a new cross over who was still getting used to being a boy scout, and their parents. I told them all that they had to do, and gave them a choice on which 2 houses they wanted to do, and then mom and I did 2 houses. Afterwards we joined mskate and her dad to do a house, and then we did the neighbors by her parents house. Mskate was a bit uncertain about how the boy scouts would do, but then they did great and the young boy's mom told me he's looking forward to doing it again next year, so it sounds like one of his first service hour project was a success. Now that we have at least one more team (probably more) with the scouts, we're willing to take on more houses next year.

Easter Sunday was a big day. Halleluiah, He is risen! I have a bagel with peanut butter and it was so good. Mskate and I get ready and go to mass with my parents at the local church with the earliest mass. Nothing spectacular to speak of, and we didn't get a call about coffee and donuts having problems so we assume it went well. brunch with the in-laws went well,  and the Easter baskets were quite impressive. I got a little lego, seas candy, a Babylon Bee movie on DVD (which apparently has 4 hilarious ways to watch it), and some pokemon Hershey bars. We just relaxed until it was time to go to my parents.

My parents were kind of weird this year. Instead of the normal big family celebration that went on for hours with lots of singing, it was my immediate family (parents and brother) with mskate and I the entire time with 3 people (aunt, and 2 of my mom's friends) popping in separately. It was good to see my aunt because she doesn't come visit often (we normally have to go to her) and we used to spend Easter with that side of the family growing up. Dinner was good, especially the blessed bread and ham. We're Polish and do the blessing of the baskets tradition, and mom and dad got ham and bread blessed. Mom confused her friend that stayed for dinner, she made the announcement that we would be eating in 10 minutes and to go to the bathroom now before it started, which is something we had to do when we had our old people, but unfortunately 3/4 of them passed and the accordion friend still standing is, well, not standing all that well as she's recovering from a surgery and didn't want to come, so it was kind of "why are you announcing it like that." I remember that was kind of a thing with the first couple of holidays after my uncle passed, since we would have to set up the dining room and serving around being able to get his wheel chair in the room (which was a bit awkward) and then we were like "oh, I guess we don't have to do that now." Whatever. After dinner mom's friend left, and since we didn't have singing I set up my laptop on the TV to watch our Disney vacation videos. Because their TV is 4K and my gaming laptop is capable of 4K video the laptop and TV wanted to do a 4K output, but my cable is a cheap 15 foot basic information cable (and so not 4K capable), so there was a lot of screwing around with settings to get it to work. I almost just set-up our 480p projector just so I wouldn't have to deal with it. One of mom's other friends stopped in during this, and we also had desert which was lemon pie and chocolate sweet rolls my aunt made (which was a recipe my grandma used to make based on what my dad said when talking about it). After all this we just went back to the in-laws for the night.

Things weren't over come Holy Monday, because we went to the different stores for after easter sales. We got some plastic eggs and prizes from Walmart and Target, including some big prizes that we're going to use as "premium options." We now estimate we have about 600 eggs and maybe 100 prizes. Some of the eggs came with candy, so we took the candy out and are going to donate that to the church food pantry. After that we went to the accordion friend's house to visit her after Easter. I told her that I missed having her at Easter, so hopefully that gives her some drive to come to the next one. It was just a calm little visit. After the visit we went home and I fixed the auto pay on my storage unit, and then I unpacked, went to Chuck E Cheese for the first time in about half a week, and here I am typing out. Tomorrow I'll do some organization of things we got. Well, this has been Pokematic, signing off, and bu-bye.

Pokematic's New Years 2025 and some other things (and a small Year Review)

Hey everyone. So 2025 was kind of a crazy year. I lost my grandma (my last biological grandparent) and my grandpa-figure, and my in-laws dog. On a positive note, I went on a cruise, to Universal Studios, and Disneyland. I also saw some cool movies and won some stuff at our Oktoberfest celebration. I also paid off my mortgage in full, which is great to get that monkey off my back and not having to worry about having $900 in my account every month. I also managed to save $1686.46 by couponing and buying sales this year, so yay. If you want to see more, just scroll through past blogs. Now for some New Years festivities.

On the 29th I had a little Christmas visit with my aunt (this happened far enough after the Christmas blog after I posted it, so I'm putting it here). My parents were going to go with us, but they both got a little sick so they didn't join my brother, wife, and I. Here's the funny thing, we live south enough to where our weather can be different than my parents and even more my aunt; it wasn't snowing or all that cold at our condo, so I wore my crocks, but when I got up to my parents there was snow on the ground, and my aunt was not sure about us coming up because the weather was getting kind of bad (heavy snow). It made things kind of annoying, but it went OK. We loaded up our van with the albums mskate scanned in, the gift we were giving my aunt, and some food to have while we were visiting. The drive up wasn't that bad, just everyone driving 10 mph under the speed limit and having 20 feet visibility. When we got there we unloaded everything but the albums. We gave her her presents and she REALLY liked the photo frame. It took some time to get it connected to her wifi, but once it was on we spent like 20 minutes just watching the slide show, looking at the photos we uploaded and the photos mbear uploaded. Hopefully my other cousins upload some. That was the big gift from the entire family, but mskate and I also got her a little something, something we found when camping. It was a box of mason jars since she likes to can, and she really liked them since she likes to can. Kind of funny thing with the food, we couldn't find what my mom sent up with us, so we just had the cheesecake factory rolls and salami I brought up, and the from scratch garlic bread and soup my aunt made. Before we left we moved the albums to her garage, and we brought back soup for my parents. I gave them my rolls since those were really good with dipping in the soup.

The 30th wasn't super special, we just got a chuck e cheese year long pass and I went to the dentist where I used up the last of my FSA. New Years Eve is when things kind of picked up. We went up to our parents neighborhood to get my allergy shot and spend some time with the parents. I got my kroger coupons from my parents (because they mail to my parents and my account is so sold I'd have to go through a long process to move my address, I think I'll do it when I move though). We went to mskate's parents and did a little birthday celebration for her dad. We gave him a Donald Trump paint by stickers book, and he really liked it. We got some pizza for lunch, which was a good little lunch. Afterwards mskate and I went a chuck-e-cheese up by them. We played some games and got some prizes for mskate's easter egg fundraiser. Later in the evening we went to the New Year Vigil mass. Afterwards mskate and I went home and rung in the new year by ourselves (I invited mizorlover over but he was busy). I made a 500 piece pokemon puzzle in one evening. Normally a 500 piece puzzle will take a week, but because there were 38 characters it was like 38 small puzzles with 4-30 pieces each. I typically dump all the pieces in 1 half of the box, go through it trying to find like pieces (a character or edges), then go back through, again and again for at least10 times, but this time I only had to do it like 4 times. Fun. Around 11:30 I pulled mskate into the living room where we watched Dick Clark's Rocking New Years Eve since I've always used that, and then when the new year hit I lit off 4 fireworks. Those were a little hard since it was windy, but I got them lit and they flew off.

New Years day was kind of eventful. We did some after Christmas shopping (because there is still clearance sale stuff) and while out mskate ran into a family that goes to her catechism, and mailed out an ebay item, but the big thing was going to a hibachi restaurant by us. I've never done hibachi before but it definitely seemed like fun. "I've never done it before" is going to play in big. The chef put on his show, light the grill on fire with a heart, flip and spin his cooking utensils as the grill heats up, flip an egg into his hat and then pull out a toy chick, crack the eggs and make the fried rice, toss some vegitables into my mouth (I caught a piece of broccoli), spray sake in our mouths, do some fun flipping of the foods, and then do the onion volcano. So the sake thing was where "I don't know what I'm doing" came in. He kept spraying me and I just keep taking it, expecting him to stop "when I got the serving that's included with the price," but apparently I'm supposed to close my mouth when I'm done, so I just keep getting sake until it all spills out of my mouth. He thought that was kind of funny. Our meal was quite good, and I'll definitely go there again (dinner and a show). The main thing though is this is when I learned I'm allergic to shrimp. I've never had shrimp before (it's an expensive food and I don't particularly care for seafood, so I never felt like I was missing out on something), and I'd normally give it to mskate, but because he cooked it with gluten soy sauce or something she couldn't have, I decide to give them a try since I had them and didn't want them to go to waste. Shortly after eating though my upper lip started to swell and I was kind of dizzy, with a couple hot flashes. I look ups shellfish allergic reactions and yep I was having one. I had mskate drive me to the emergency room and they gave me an IV with antihistamines and steroids for the swelling. I then slept most of the observation period since they gave me benedril and it made me sleepy. Now I'm going to get an epipen, so when people ask me "what did you get for Christmas" I'll say "an epipen" before going into the real list.

The 2nd was pretty calm, only big thing was going to Chuck E Cheese and disassembling some omnipods using my new table vice. The 3rd was also kind of calm. We went to mass since mskate is traveling for skating nationals. We went out to dinner with her mom before setting them up in the 1 night hotel that is close to our house. The 4th was also pretty nothing. We apparently forgot to put in the donut order for coffee and donuts for church, but the ushers (who were in charge this week) found a work around. I went to the meat market and restocked the freezer, we basically ran out of meat in the deep freeze at the end of 2025, so I bought a bunch of steaks, pork chops, and stew meats, got them processed, and resupplied the freezer. I went to chuck e cheese and BJs to get some additional stuffs. I'm also keeping up on my new years resolution of "watch at least 30 minutes out of my DVR a day so I can get back down to the smaller cloud DVR on sling. Yay. Well, this has been Pokematic, signing off, and bu-bye.

Pokematic's 2025 Christmas Extravaganza

Hey everyone, it's that time of year again, the time when I talk about my Christmas fun. Things kind of started on the 15th when my department had a little Christmas party; nothing super big, just some people from various other locations coming to our place. I did get a poinsettia flower for our friend since they had extras after the party and I knew someone would want it. Nothing too spectacular though, but it was technically the start.

Things really started on the 20th when I went to my parent's house to do chocolate dipping with my mom, and help our accordion friend set up her life alert and give her her gifts. We got her a bag of hot hands hand warmers since those are good for her arthritis and a PF Chang's gift card since she likes to take us there. She got mskate socks and me a Pokemon Time magazine. I had 2 of them and now I have 3; Pikachu, Charmander, and now Arcanine. In addition to helping her get the life alert watch set-up I also installed a lock box in her door frame. She was really happy to have us all over.

After that we went to my parent's house. I started the chocolate in the double boiler, and as I'm melting it down it was getting kind of clumpy. That was not great since you can't really dip pretzels and potato chips and cookies in clumped chocolate. Mom pulled about half of it out and we tried adding water according to multiple sources. Well, that only made it worse, so we made what we call "Christmas crap;" when chocolate gets ruined, it still tastes good, so we clump it and stick pretzels and m&ms in it to make something fun that looks like poop (hence the name). We put it between parchment paper and flattened it out to add the stuff. We were able to melt down the other parts by putting it in the microwave. With that done we cleaned the pot and dried it REALLY good before melting more. That went along much better. It was a fun time and we made a lot of treats for the upcoming festivities.

After our dipping fun we went back to our accordion friend and finished setting up the life alert. We didn't know her son already got everything and we just had to activate. We showed her how it works and tested it. It worked in the house, so that was great. After that she took mskate and I out for pizza. We got a salad to split and it was quite good. Instead of pizza I got the barbecue cheese burger, and our friend was surprised I was able to eat it all. Mskate had some left overs so that was good for her. That was the end of that little fun.

It's now the 23rd, and I used my final vacation day. I had the day off, but not mskate, because she works for Santa at the mall, and I was going to see her, but only at the end of her shift. This meant I had some time to myself before I had to go up to the family. Well I filmed a "food review" of building a snap together model that I got last year and has been sitting on my dining room table waiting to be built. There was also a 2 hour window where bio and I could record a podcast, and so we did.

Going to the mall to see mskate was fun. She does stuff for the mall when there's a seasonal thing, and apparently I was wearing the same thing I did when I saw her last time. Kind of funny. After that we went to her parents house and got set-up for the half week. In the evening we went to the bar vikingpolak works at some time. It's a little local microbrewery where they make their own beer; and I really like their sour blueberry beer. They also have some pinball machines and a couple arcade machines. I got $5 in quarters and played the pinball machines. I also kind of accidentally ended up paying for everyone's drinks; I originally opened a tab just for mskate and I, but then she put her mom's drink on the tab (no problem there, I am staying at her house this half week), and then IRA got added (again, unexpected but his parents are putting us up), and then my parents showed up and they ended up on the tab as well (which is fine, they're my parents so I'll buy their drinks), so I guess I ended up starting the giving lol. There was actually something kind of funny with the pinball; I was playing the x-men table and the ball got stuck in the ramp. I told vikingpolak about it and he said he'll let the guy they rent their machines from about it. I could have fixed it myself, but that could have voided their warranty or something. That was it for the 23rd.

It's now December 24th, Christmas Eve. The morning at my in-laws was pretty calm, nothing super exciting. Noon is when things really started. Just a reminder, on Christmas Eve we go to McDonald's for lunch because when I was little that was when Santa would come to my grandparents, and we keep the tradition alive, even though my grandma is no longer with us and that was her thing. Mskate wanted to get a Grinch Meal but they were all sold out. We still got a happy meal with my points, and then got deals with everything else; a $2 large fry, a $6 10 piece mcnugget meal, and 20% off $10 or more (which we used with a quarter pounder meal and value cheeseburger meal). In total we saved $17. The food was good, fast food, nothing special but filling.

We now did the gift exchange with my parents on Christmas Eve since we didn't have my grandma this year. We set-up the living room moving the coffee table and positioning the presents with everyone getting in their positions. We got my mom a helium tank at the Party City going out of business sale since she likes balloons, and since it was big and would require a lot of wrapping paper we put it in a bicycle bag, along with all her other presents that were wrapped. Since it was a bike bag and was called a bike bag the joke we said was "we got you a bike since that's what comes in bike bags, some assembly required." We also got her some mylar balloons to inflate with her tank, and that was fun. We also got her a box of variety coffee pods since they recently got a kcup coffee maker and like the options now and princess plates and napkins, and a Disneyland sweat shirt. For my brother we got him some things that were of his interests; a power bank thing for camping, emergency blankets, a VHS copy of Strange Brew (he loves Bob and Doug McKenzy), and a Hot Wheels Barbie McDonald's cup based on a story from when we were kids. For my dad we got him some Peanuts comic things (socks and a magnet), decaf coffee pods, and speed racer. Now for my presents; I got peanut m&ms, peanut butter m&ms, spongebob socks and Patrick socks, Napoleon Dynamite socks, nerds clusters, a drone, a puzzle vase, some switch games (epic micky, hello kitty, and pacman world), a tigger jersey, some different PS2 gmaes that I bought on black friday, sunflower seeds, bullets, and star bills.

Christmas mass was Christmas mass. We went to my parent's church since we were in the area. Apparently at our home parish the priest gave the children snow wands, nothing like that at my parent's church. Mskate and I got there first so we found space for everyone. After mass we went back to mskate's parents for diner and some early Christmas. We had the spring rolls we got from a church acquaintance and meat balls. The spring rolls went over very well. Early presents went well. I got a voice modulator microphone, a gameboy lego, and a spongebob mug that IRA bought me when we went to Universal Studios. Funny thing, he bought it when we went to the Spongebob store and I was busy playing in the musical pineapple. The big winner present of the night ended up being the Go On DVD set we got IRA. I watched it back when it was airing and thought it was entertaining, and I knew he would enjoy it. Little did I know he would REALLY like it as does my father-in-law; we watched 3 episodes before bed time and the laughter was heavy. I also made my vase puzzle and it looks quite good. Before going to bed I started my "watch A Christmas Story on TBS" tradition. I came in with about 30 minutes left, and watched the first hour of the next airing, so all I had to do was watch the 3rd quarter to have seen it all.

Now it's Christmas Day, we slowly wake up as IRA is super excited to open presents. I watched the remaining quarter of A Christmas Story after waking up, so now I had completely watched all of A Christmas Story on TBS. We all gather in the living room and start passing out the tree. We got a letter from Santa about how the dogs were gone now. A lot of the things we gave were from Disneyland, and everyone was happy. I got gift cards to McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, and Visa, a capsule machine lego, a table vice, a Gaston shirt, Rocket Power the complete series on DVD, warhead candy, chocolate marshmallows, some other candy, a Disney pressed penny book, a stitch rubber duck, a rabbit Ralphy stuffed animal thing (that I initially thought was a labubu), and many socks (popeye, kirby, snorlax, and yoda). One of mskate's highlights was a stuffed animal tower since our stuffed animal hammocks are getting kind of full. Afterwards we had breakfast, eggs and bacon with some cut fruit.

After playing around with some stuff and just relaxing, we went over to my parents for Christmas. Mskate and I went to CVS to get a present for our friend's Aunt Bird; she specifically asked for coloring books but all the coloring books were really expensive, so we got her a little lego creator stocking stuffer for $5. Mskate looked up the set online and it's going for a lot more online, and then because it was CVS I had a coupon on the receipt I was able to get another for 72 cents. We went to my parents and it was kind of different. My dad came down with something on Christmas Eve so he spent the entire evening upstairs in his rooms. It was still a good time. Our accordion friend came and our other friend with their Aunt Bird. PepperBC's family was going to join us, but they decided against it since my dad was sick and they have some health problems. It was really fun, we put on A Christmas Story to just let it run in the background, and we facetimed TanMan since accordion friend is his grandma and they're expecting. Dinner was pretty good, we had ham and chicken, green beans and green bean casserole, corn, and rolls. After dinner we did our sing-along with the accordion. The fun thing is we have these bell sticks that we made back in cub scouts with the other friend as our pack leader, so that was fun to say "look, the bells are still working." Whenever there was a song that mentioned bells we all shook the jingle bells. Then there was one song where I pulled out my new voice modulator microphone, which got a good laugh from everyone. IRA and mom-in-law came over for this as well. After the sing-along we gave the gifts to IRA and Aunt Bird, and they really enjoyed them. IRA got a special disneyworld football that was signed by the characters that was found while cleaning out another aunt's house, and a Courage the Cowardly Dog DVD set. It was a really fun time. Afterwards we just went to my in-laws and hung out until the end of the night.

The day after Christmas was pretty calm. Mskate, IRA, and I went to different stores for after Christmas sales. We went to CVS, Meijer, Target, and Walmart. We found some things, but nothing too spectacular. Later in the day IRA and I went to see Spongebob Squarepants the Search for Square Pants, and mskate and mom-in-law went to see Wicked for Good. It was a pretty funny movie. We had dinner at the movies, I had a Freddy Fasbear spicy pizza (pepperoni, jalapenos, and a "sweet drizzle" whatever that was). It was pretty good, and they delivered it to our seat. IRA had loaded French fries (fries, nacho cheese, and bacon). The next day we loaded up the van with all our presents and I'm loving having a minivan, and now it's just finding places for all our new stuff. I've found a place for about half of it, yay. Well, this has been Pokematic, signing off, and bu-bye.

Pokematic Goes to the Toledo Zoo Lights

Hey everyone, back in the day mskate and I would go to the Detroit Zoo Wild Lights, and this year we decided to go to the Toledo Zoo Wild Lights. It's been many years (maybe around 2 decades) since I was last there, but it used to be a pretty common thing; my family would go to the Toledo Zoo when I was little, and in cub scouts we would stay the night in the zoo sometimes, but we haven't been since the cub scout sleep overs. This was a fun thing, mskate and I get a little date get away while enjoying a place that's familiar but not. I also had some vacation I had to use up, so this was a good way to use up the day. Mskate and I left for the hotel, and checked in at about 2 PM. We got suited up for the cold northern Ohio winter night, with 2 pairs of pants and 2 jackets.

Our tickets were for 3PM, and we got there at basically right when the tickets let us in. The parking lot was REALLY empty, which meant we could get a spot right close to the entrance. The Toledo Zoo has this kind of weird set-up, the parking lot and the zoo are on opposite sides of a major freeway; I assume there was a weird thing about where they could get land back in the day, so to go to the zoo one has to go through the tunnel or over the bridge. I'll get to that details later, but first something new, because the zoo has developed things on the parking lot side. It's like an artic exhibit; artic foxes, polar bears, seals, and some other things. This is also where they have the giraffe encounter, the train, and the carousel. Since we got there while it was still day some of the animals were still out. The foxes and polar bears weren't, but we got to see seal swimming and the giraffes in their inside enclosure. Even though we didn't see any polar bears or foxes, the exhibits were pretty cool; the polar bears showed off artic life and explorations, and the foxes was an artic cabin that had a working fireplace (wasn't in use, but there were signs that it has been used and signs that said to be careful).

Now it's time to go to the main zoo. As I said, we could take the tunnel or the bridge. So here's my history with this. When I was REALLY little (like 3 and 4), all they had was the tunnel, and I thought it was so cool because it was like themed to a subway and felt like I was exploring a secret passage (at least that was the faded memories I had of it). There's a story that my grandpa watched me run back and forth in it. Well when I started "really having memories" they installed a bridge and from then on the only option was the bridge (the tunnel was still there, but it was always closed). This bummed me out because while the bridge is interesting (you can see cars go under you, and there are animal prints in the wall), I grew up in a place where highway overpasses were common and "walking over traffic" was "a normal thing," but tunnels were rare so being able to go under ground in a dark tunnel was novel, and now every time I went to the Toledo Zoo "the subway" kept taunting me. Well 20 years later both the tunnel and the bridge are open, so I had to go through the tunnel. Mskate didn't really get why I was so excited to go through the tunnel, but we've been married long enough that she knows I just kind of have my things that are important to me for no real logical reason. Well going through the tunnel was kind of like when I went through alternate entrances at the zoo during covid. As an adult, there's nothing all that special about it; there is "branding" as a subway station with tile words on the wall and murals on the wall, but it is "just a walk way." If I was any other adult, I would probably be disappointed that "it's just a tunnel, there's really nothing special about it," but I am not "any other adult," and when I went through the tunnel I was in awe of "subway theming, murals, I'm under the cars, there's a service grate above me, this is what 4 year old me remembers and was denied all the times I have vivid memories of," and I finally felt closure on that. Woo hoo.

Time for some animals. Before crossing over we saw the bald eagles on the parking lot side of the zoo. They were at the bridge, so we went up the bridge ramp a little to see them. On the original animal side we saw tigers and dingoes. The tigers were really cool, they were active and walking up to the front of the enclosure where we could see them up close. Then there was one that was making noises; it wasn't like a mighty roar, but it was like some kind of grunt. I was really happy since there wasn't any music playing and it was a "natural wild sound," so I got a sample for my next audio library. That was really cool. Afterwards it started lying on the ground like a house cat, and one of the other guests said "aww, I want to play with the murder kitty." Yeah, it's really funny how similar big cats and house cats are; if we were 20 times larger we would have pet lions and tigers, or if our house cats were 20 times larger they would eat us like a lion or tiger. After them we made our way to the elephants. There was an exhibit for the hippos, but they were away, same with the otters. When we got to the elephants they were not out, but we could hear the zapping of the electric fence. That was kind of interesting, reminded me of something out of Jurassic Park, and makes perfect sense since the elephants are giant animals. The elephants had an inside exhibit where we saw a baby walking around and probably a mom eating hay. I was happy since one of my favorite zoo animals when I was little was elephants. Close by was the rhinoceroses, which also weren't outside but were in their inside enclosure. The rhino was playing with a ball, and his horn was all filed down for safety.

After the animals would have been a great time to go to the reptile house (it's right by the elephants), but unfortunately it was closed for renovations. Too bad, I think that's where the cub scout sleep overs were, and I like reptiles. Oh well, the next place we went was the museum of natural history, where they showed different taxidermy natural history exhibit things. There was also some private event going on there, which might have closed off some exhibit, or it was just an open hall. There wasn't much security to keep regular guests out, but maybe at the food station they had a wrist band. Whatever. The 2nd floor was really cool, it had a bunch of reptiles and amphibians, which was really fun. They had a poison dart frog exhibit, but the poison dart frogs were hiding. That's annoying to me because poison dart frogs are my favorite zoo animal these days; they're bright pastel colors, like the only animal that's pastel colors, and I like bright pastel colors. Oh well, there were plenty of other animals. There was also a bug exhibit, and it was pretty cool because they were like bugs from Animal Crossing. It was pretty cool. We initially went there to see the model train exhibit, but that was next door at the kid fun zone. The train was pretty cool; there was one that was all Disney themed box cars, and one that was Charlie Brown and Lucy on one of those hand cars, and they had a drive in movie set-up where they were playing The Polar Express on a portable DVD player screen. The kid building was also kind of cool, they had gunnie pigs in the craft area, and in the play trees they had some frog things that mskate knew as a child.

After the kid building we had dinner. I had pulled pork nachos and mskate had a gluten free personal pizza, where we ate at the indoor seating area. After dinner we went to the petting zoo. We could pet anything except the rabbits and chickens. The rabbit wasn't a "tiny bunny," it was a large hare, I'd guess 15 pounds. This meant we could pet the sheep and goats. I didn't pet any but mskate did. The sheep were funny looking since they were all sheered. After the petting zoo we went to the aquarium. That was really fun. There was a tank with sting rays and sharks. There was a tank with jellies. There was an anemone with clown fish, and I said "look it's nemo." There was a kid looking at that exhibit and the mom got a laugh. We also saw a leopard shark and there were these old ladies who were asking what it was, and I read the sign and she was like "oh yeah I guess it does say that, if only I could read it." She also asked me if that was the largest they get, and I said "yeah that's typically how zoos do it, they have the full grown animals on display." I don't know if she thought I worked there (I do regularly get mistaken for an employee especially when I was a teenager, but I was bundled up in my winter coat wearing a yellow beanie and my yellow night glasses so I don't think I looked like an employee), but she did ask me and I did my normal "make my best educated guess and say so with confidence." There was also a "pet a sturgeon" exhibit, and I tried to but they were down at the bottom of the tank, and if it wasn't 20 degrees outside and I didn't have my man jewelry on I would have stuck my arm down to the bottom of the tank, like I did in Tennessee. There was also this cool bioluminescence exhibit where there were these flashlight fish that were blinking on and off. I tried to get photos and video, but they didn't show on camera. There was also an octopus, that was suctioned against the window so we got to see the suction cups and it "walked" along the window which was cool. The aquarium was just so cool, maybe my favorite part of the zoo (at least at night when a lot of the animals are asleep).

It's now after sunset, and basically all the animals are sleep now. We go down to the amphitheater where Santa is and the winter slide. The slide would have been something I really liked, it's a tube slide where you ride down ice. After looking around we found the reindeer encounter. We didn't pet them, but it was kind of neat. After this, lots of lights. There were a lot of simple animation scenes, which was really fun. There was also a tree that changed colors. We walked around some more and we found an owl that was out, and when we went to a bear or fox enclosure or something, and there was a rat nibbling on the food pellets. Mskate thought that was the exhibit, but I'm like "no babe, that's vermin" and she was like "really, but he's kind of cute, like your parents hamster." Yeah, we were rodent people, but she was right, the rat wasn't mangy or scarred, and didn't get scared when I shown a light on it or approached it from the other side of the glass (which is a trait of domesticated rats), so he was kind of cute. We also went to the great ape exhibit, which was closed but had this cool statue.

This was about the end of the night, having done basically everything and having spent 4 hours at the zoo, and getting cold. We walked the bridge back, which was about what I remember, and was kind of neat walking over the traffic. Now for the difficult thing of finding a souvenir shirt for mskate. She saw one where it was "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas," but all they had were child sizes and 3XL. We looked through all the gift shops, but nothing. Leaving was pretty easy though, our car was up front and we just had to jump on the free way to get to the hotel. I was still a little hungry and mskate needed a drink, so we went to the burger king that was right next to the hotel where I got a spongebob kids meal. I got a Mr. Krabs toy, a spongebob box, and a spongebob paper crown. The rest of the night we just watched Everybody Loves Raymond.

The next day wasn't super exciting, but the hotel breakfast had this cool pancake machine. The drive home was just a drive home. Later that day I went to see Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair, a movie that had been living in mystery for about 2 decades. Really great to see. Well this has been Pokematic, signing off, and bu-bye.